Choose Your Own Article

The Steampackets media department is proud to present to you an exciting new feature of the weekly Steampackets articles: Choose Your Own Steampackets-In-Review! Using the text below, replace any text surrounded by triangular brackets <like this> with your own personal text. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Steampacket Media Liaison!

There was <emotion> in the <Steampackets Location> as <Steampackets Board Member> introduced a brand new <money making scheme | fundraising event | recruitment drive | lunch menu>.

“<general enthusiastic comment>,” said the Steampackets’ Manager, Adrian Roberts.

Club President, Adrian Dillon, who was <something that costs a lot of money>, released a brief statement saying “<mixed metaphor | something that shows a complete lack of understanding of the topic at hand | preferably both>. <One more stupid comment, because really we can’t get enough of them>.”

The question on everyone lips, however is, <question on everyone’s lips>. For the most part the Steampackets themselves are happy to just keep < playing | eating | sleeping | preparing baked goods>. Of course there is always <general joke about Dinil>.

If you would like to <something punny that may or may not relate to the text above> then come down to Steampacket Park on Tuesdays and Fridays lunchtimes.

<your name here>,

Steampackets’ Media Liaison.

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